If only we could!!! Just think!! At present life is like this, we get born, we get toilet trained, learn to walk and talk, go to school. We graduate, get a job, work 40 years, retire, collect pension, grow old, go to an old age home, die.
It is becoming increasingly obvious to me that we do this all wrong. I think the life cycle should be all backwards.
I would like to die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. Then wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. Soon I guess I would be discharged, kicked out, whatever, for being too healthy. I would go collect my pension. Then I would go to work ………. and get a gold watch on the very first day of work. Awesome!!!!
I would then work for 40 years, till I was young enough to enjoy my retirement. Then I would rock – you know paint the town red, party every day ( I mean what’s the big deal, I have only a few years left to live right ?????)
Then I would get sent to High School.
Then I’d go to primary school, a kid, play with toys, pull the pet’s tail, build plasticine figures etc etc. Then comes the best part, become a foetus and spend my last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then finish off as an orgasm.
If only …………………………………….sigh!!!!!