An idea ….. What if we could live life backwards?

If only we could!!! Just think!! At present life is like this, we get born, we get toilet trained, learn to walk and talk, go to school. We graduate, get a job, work 40 years, retire, collect pension, grow old, go to an old age home, die.

It is becoming increasingly obvious to me that we do this all wrong. I think the life cycle should be all backwards.

I would like to die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. Then wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. Soon I guess I would be discharged, kicked out, whatever, for being too healthy. I would go collect my pension. Then I would go to work ………. and get a gold watch on the very first day of work. Awesome!!!!

I would then work for 40 years, till I was young enough to enjoy my retirement. Then I would rock – you know paint the town red, party every day ( I mean what’s the big deal, I have only a few years left to live right ?????)

Then I would get sent to High School.

Then I’d go to primary school, a kid, play with toys, pull the pet’s tail, build plasticine figures etc etc. Then comes the best part, become a foetus and spend my last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then finish off as an orgasm.

If only …………………………………….sigh!!!!!

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9 thoughts on “An idea ….. What if we could live life backwards?

  1. I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.

    Stacey Derbinshire

  2. It is always refreshing reading u’re write ups …they are oh not – so- put -on had fun reading thru the whole blog

  3. oh, ritu… i just love all your blogs… but especially this one.. it’s brilliant.. what a great idea…. keep writing, lady! .. ure a cathy guisewite in the making… nawwww.. ur an RL made already!

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