The Elusive ‘G” Spot

Turns out men start searching early for it, but never find it!!!!!!

Flashback to dinner table at home some time ago ….

Kid#2 : Mom what’s a ‘G’ Spot

Kid#1 : Blank expression

Me : (faintly as I recover from trying to swallow my own tongue) Ummm why do you ask

Kid#2 : Because I want to know … duh !!!

Me : Looking at Kid #1 for rescue while he tries to look deeply interested in a TV commercial : Ummm,…….. uhunh,………… lemme see …….. how shall I put it ……….

Kid #2 : Is it a place or something …. you know like Bermuda Triangle ?

Me : Giggle …… yeah I guess it is ….. giggle

Kid #2 : Bhai, do you know where it is ?

Kid #1 : (indignantly) No I don’t!!!!

Kid #2 : I’ll mail Dad and ask. He ought to know

Me : My dear son, your father knows just as much as you do about it.

Kid #2 : I know nothing about it

Me : (With a smirk) Exactly

Kid #1 : Ma, kab sudharogi ???? (When will you behave)

Both of them exchange glances, eye rolls and shoulder shrugs

Subject dropped

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12 thoughts on “The Elusive ‘G” Spot

  1. What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a golf ball?

    A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!

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  5. wow, i never thought that kids ask that sort of thing….
    leikin, what do you know yaar?

    Well, to quote a popular tv programme – KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THING

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