Of Babes, Bitches and Singledom

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This post is inspired by The Indian Home-maker

Thanks IHM for defining bitch for me : Babe In Total Control of Herself

As someone who is slowly evolving into a Maxine kind of female, I think I can safely say that I am a card carrying proud member of the fraternity sisterhood of B.I.T.C.H., and I quite like that.  

But dammit, why slot us women into “biwi+mother type”, “devi type” and “bitch/temptress type”.  I think I am all of ’em and so is every female I know

Right now, I am drooling over the Sunday Times Life which features eye candy like John, Milind, Ranbir Kapoor and Neil Nitin Mukesh sans clothes and done very aesthetically.  So what does that make me?

Honestly I sure am glad I belong to the day and age where men have become broad-minded and  liberated!  I mean take a few decades ago, we had the stodgy dark suited paunchy male!  So passe…… ,

Then we had the conservative man!  So boring!

I like this, the slutty man!  He  is sooo much fun to watch!  Thank goodness for them.  Unki Maa Behn ko thank you kehne ko mangta hai, for allowing them to waggle their tush in newspapers.  Thanks ladies!!!!

One can leer at them and …… etc etc.

Hehehehhe, yeah I can trash talk like the best of men I guess …

But the point is, it is absolutely natural hai na?  To look at pics and admire them?

It is added impetus for the non-celeb type men to work out and get a body you would wanna hug!  

A friendly co-worker came into my room and saw me leering at the TimesLife and shook his head sympathetically

Kya Ritu, jab wakt tha shaadi kar letin, to ye newspaper dekh kar time pass nahin karna padhta

(Should have married when it was time, then you would not be ogling at newspapers today)

I just smiled and let it go!

Humph!  Big deal!  I have ogled at Red Ferraris, I have ogled at tank tops and tubes that would not go around my body, I have ogled at diamond solitaires I can not afford to buy!  I will ogle at nude men too!  They make me feel good!

But I’ll be darned if I give up my precious singledom and be tied down again!

21 thoughts on “Of Babes, Bitches and Singledom”

  1. You are my inspiration!! 🙂
    and yea, them pics were 100% drool-worthy…
    Oogling at men is the best past time when you wanna bitch around with frns!! 😀 😀

    Yeah, abs droolworthy, right?

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  4. I wonder if it was worth educating said colleague about the little fact that being married has nothing to do with wanting to look at good looking things 😀 I mean, cmon! And yea, window shopping doesn’t necessarily translate into spending no? 😛

    Naaah, I dont think its worth educating male colleagues! They think that if you are single, you are pining for their services in bed! Hmmm either that or that you are frigid! They dont get the basic fact that they might not be the one you want

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  5. ha ha beautiful Ritu… mujhe unkey maa behn ko thank you bolna hai! And what the heck, your pleasure is your pleasure.

    btw sweetie, this time we shd meet when I’m in dlehi… planning this summer

    Yeah, we must meet this summer!

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  11. I confess…

    I got a pirated copy of Dostana and played the part where John Abrahim lowers his boxrs over n over again..
    I love oggling at johnny depp in the third pirate movie when he’s shirtless…
    😀

    Three cheers for the metrosexual man!!!

    I so agree, Hip Hip Hurray!!!!

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  12. U are so right!!! admiring something whether cars, diamonds or sexy bums is no crime.

    btw know what i think some of those things are better from a distance…I wouldnt want my man to have his hair all gelled back and giving that “come here” look to all women though I admire that in John abraham..

    You have a point there! Yeah I would give him a black eye if he were mine and did that!

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  14. You go girl Ritu! (..and I am right beside you, by the way though not single!! ROTFL)

    LOLLL Shail, window shopping keeps us gals going innit?

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  15. yes yes yes, i love maxine too! that paper was drool worthy…. couldn’t get enough of it, till imp tore it up! sigh…

    ROTFL! I feel your loss, deeply 😛

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  16. LOL (which of you posts does not elicit that reaction!!!)

    On the “really wonder what you think” comment on my blog, well its not much- these days there is a definite feline- tinge to the thoughts- also about introducing a dog to the volatile mix of husband and cat! And research- always research.

    The mix of Hubby+cat+pup should be interesting research

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  17. Hey Ritu the inspiration in my comment above was in response to Pixie’s comment, as in we both consider you an inspiration 🙂

    Thank you! Bachpan mein agar miltey, your parents would have been concerned and considered me a bad influence 😛

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  18. Way to go woman! And I totally agree with you, this slotting of women as “good” and “bad” type is so unnecessary. I’m every bit the BITCH but I don’t think that takes away from my other qualities as a woman.

    Yeah, I so agree

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  19. “I have ogled at Red Ferraris, I have ogle……….. They make me feel good!”……………Lol,you rocks Ritu….u have told a fact in a simple and humorous way………:)

    Thank you Anish, and yes it is the truth! 😛

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