First of all, I know I know, the blog seems colourless compared to my blog in the yesteryears. Kya karen, my blog design had a trojan. I hung on to it for dear life …. but had to discard it. You guys would have abandoned me on the wayside, and I love you all and want you guys to visit and comment. So adieu fancy blog design. I have shed bitter tears, implored on Godji to curse all virus and other meanos.
But I have a very big axe to grind with Godji.
I’ll tell you why
1. Mayawati got that humongous thousand rupee notes garland on her birthday today, worth 15 crore or something. Well, I had a birthday a couple of weeks ago. I did not get even a marigold ka haar, let alone the thousand ke note ka haar. Kyon bhai?? Simply not happening. What has Mayawati got that I dont? No – dont answer that! It was a rhetorical question.
2. Another axe to grind with Godji ~ seems like all the Godmen in this country have a hot and happening sex life. We dont 😦 This is not fair. I mean I can understand if yogis have a rocking sex life. They eat right, exercise so their libido has to be up. 😉 What about these Godmen? I mean just telling people to pray and meditate and dishing out commonsense and feel good mantras and gyan should not be reason for them to have all the money, the adulation and all that sex. Aur ab this malaise is international. We have swamijis here and priests abroad. Kya ho raha hai. They are having fun, bad sort of fun, sometimes evil, sometimes kinky, and here we have dull and drab lives. Godji kuch toh socho!!!
3. Godji, my third point ~ Mera pretty pretty blog design. Damn trojans killed it. They effin ate it up. Sob!!! I am teaching myself HTML and weird stuff so that I can design me a nice header. I am fifty years old dammit and the grey cells are not as agile as I wish they were. Okay, I’ll behave….. Sorry about that 😉 I am such a ham! I simply cant resist turning the senti stuff on. Actually I love the challenge. I assure you, I will make me a header that is nice. Godji help me please.
4. I have just had to refuse 6 people who wanted to help me save taxes/give me loans/issue me credit cars. Darn! At least there are folk out there who think I am rich. Godji kya kartey ho yaar? Mujhko style de diya, without the substance. Simple hai, make me as rich as I apparently appear.
Sigh I have vented. Now I shall go back to HTML, PHP and other sundry alphabets that will help me personalise this blog design. Nice talking to you Godji and nice talking to you dear reader.