This is the first post I am doing after my sons met with an accident that could have been nasty. I or rather “We” are overwhelmed by the outpouring of concern from the blog world. Thanks a lot people for all the love and concern …. I have told the boys they did not earn it and should consider themselves blessed to have it.
Now we are okay …. and I would like to share with you some of the craziness that happened …… you can’t visit The Phoenix and leave without a smile can you?
4 a.m. on the day of the accident …..
Kid#1 (Bursting into the room shivering) Mom there has been a slight accident
Me (Being a typical Mother India) Show me Kid#2, I wont believe you until I see Kid#2
Kid#2 comes in with reinforcements … friends that had been called to the accident site for help. Kid#2 is looking white as sheet, friend is talking 19 to a dozen explaining how the car just got a minor scratch as it grazed a tree.
I let it pass ….
Other friends troop in – and suspicion builds – I mean these are late teen and twenty something men – who love to sleep at early hours. However I get into the tea and breakfast routine with ears tuned to the conversation.
Kid#1 to Kid#2 : Dude !!!!! I’ll talk to you later
Me: Why aren’t you drinking your tea. Why are you trembling
Kid#1 : Ma he walked out of the car, peed on the roadside and came back and passed out!
Kid#2 : Bhai you were driving the car, I was not!
Kid#1 : Blank stare, drops tea cup since he is all shook up!
Friend 1 : Aunty, the doctor says he is fine – see here is the CT & MR reports …
Friend 2 walks in half an hour later – they have a hushed conference and then they tell me that the cops have impounded the car. I start getting the feeling that a lot will be spilt later …
(Enter Pink Panther Music)
The next day we get the car home and I go ballistic …. for the whole week. The car is a wreck, and his phone is lost. (It was in the car). The TV in his room is confiscated. His lap top was giving problems so I took it away and sent it for repairs. I have yet to decide whether to give it back to him.
Yesterday the doctor said they are both fine. So I read Kid#2 the riot act!
Kid#2 : Ma I am sorry but I dont remember
Me : Humph! Of course you dont! It is not in your interest to remember!
Then I decide to play the Main Bechari act!
Me : How dare you screw up my retirement. I put my life on hold for you to grow up so that I can start living it up. You better not screw this up. And you better not pile up more expenses on me! I have two sons and they are my assets. You better not spoil the damn count!
Kid#2 : Mumble Mumble
Me : Speak clearly
Kid#2 : Last week I had a car, a t.v. in my room, a mobile phone and a lap top. Today I have nothing. Its my asset count that has been spoilt!
Me : !!! ????
Today we can make the light of the whole thing! But I am sure it must have been a scary experience!! Thank God that All Izzz Well!
Touch wood! π
It still gives me the shivers!!!
Oooo Boy O Boyzzz! Glad they r fine n the car will be back eventually!
Yeah, but I will make them truly wait for it! Darn
Hahahahaha! He does have a point π
*ducks to avoid being hit*
Addy you are as bad as my boys!! *Throwing a shoe your way*
All is well that ends well! And not time to take stock of the scary event and ye make a lighter note of it too π and ya, kids shall be kids π he does have some point isn’t it ? π heeheee
Ewww Lakshmi – what’s with you men! Bravado in the face of disaster comes so naturally to you people
pls tell number 2 to watch Deewar…
“Last week I had a car, a t.v. in my room, a mobile phone and a lap top.Today I have nothing”
LEKIN TUMHAREY PAAS TAU MAA HAI!!!
ROFL!!! The whole family had a good laugh on this one. Kid#2 adds *And your blogger friends call me cheeky?*
HAHAHAHA!! Some reply that!
Had me speechless!
hehe…what a cheeky kid π
Good to know all is fine.
Oh he is! Very Very Cheeky
He said what???! Gosh, I’d be seriously torn between lauging out loud and smacking the hell out of him. What did you do/say?
I gave dagger looks and stomped off
gosh the older they grow the difficult it is to deal with them
ha ha ha and i like aneela’s response… unke pass ma hai
glad allz is well in the end
We were difficult too! I am sure my parents got a lot of grey hair and wrinkles dealing with me and my brother. Karma is hard – bites you back in the ass!
LOL I can imagine the relief you must be feeling right now!! When you start a discussion about how long the TV is going to stay out of his room then you know everything is getting back to normal π Hugs, Ritu!! All eez well π
Thanks IHM. Kid went to college – by auto! Must say he is taking it stoically
LOL …. omg more than the accident they are concerned about the TV and laptop… gr8 guys π
Tell me about it!
Ha ha, good one, kid!!! As if Bollywood Mamta dialogues work with kids these days. Even my 3 year old doesnt buy such stuff, Ritu π But on a serious note, so glad they are all OK. Gosh.. reminds us to count our blessings every single day!!!
Yeah! Kids I tell you ……
If he can come up with such a smart rejoinder, you can bet that he’s fine! (Thank God)
P.S. I hope you are getting over the shock. The boys owe you major TLC for all the damage done to your nervous system and Maa-ka-dil.
Yes they do!
that is one cheeky kid. did u keep a straight face or laugh out loud?
seriously am glad all’s fine now an du can make light of the scary moment.
I could have bashed his head in. I stomped off. Laughed later … when I was alone
Lolzzz seems like Kid#2 inherits the sense of humor from you π
Oh he does. Its gonna get him into a lot of trouble. I know …….
Am late here, so let me just say that I’m relieved that no one was seriously injured.
It’s even better to know that kid#2 has retained his sense of humour! π
Quirky Indian
Sheer bravado I guess – but kya karen! He is so much like me
Now that everything is fine, it is good time for you to give them their much deserved thump on their heads.
Yep! Done that with complete pleasure!!!!
Glad that all is well and that you have put down the situation in good humour π
It has been a bad week – but as they say Aaaal is well!
Ahhh, it seems he is okay and back in form by the reply! I can so relate to how you feel Ritu!
Thanks Shail! Why dont they make kids that are docile, biddable angels? Naah! We’d get bored of them I guess
I agree With Kid#2 (and am on his side), He’s had the short straw of the bargin. I believe he deserves his thing back. I think the accident itself is a big enough punishment for him. π π
We have a saying you know …. “Birds of a feather ….”. I am not at all surprised at your sympathy for the brat!
The accident looked very very scary! Glad you’re all okay now π
Thanks Dew Drop. Yeah … all is well …
am glad they are fine, the accident looked mighty scary.
Yeah, it totally freaked me out!
ROFL, I like his reply. *ducks*
Anyhow, Glad to know both of them are fine. At the end of the day, Aal iz well that ends well π *hugs*
But of course … the younger generation thinks they invented cheekiness! I am sure you’d appreciate this
The Car is a ‘motional’ wreck and that left you an ’emotional’ wreck for a few. In spite of their smart ass ways I am sure the kids have understood how lucky they are to have survived with minor injuries. God Bless.
Yeah, we live in hope ….. phew!
Ritu,
You must be a super cool mom.If it were me ,i would deny house also to kid#2 (Just kidding:)
Glad to know everyone is fine ,,well except the car
I wish I could! But then I’d worry myself silly wondering what he is up to …
Glad everything is fine… scary …very scary!
True! Scary … very scary
Lessons learnt by them and everyone is fine so all’s well.
Your humour in this post has a touch of that feeling too.The one you must have gone through when it happened.
(((hugs)))
ROFL@ Aneela’s comment π
Thanks Indy … it was an “eventful” week!!! Slowly getting normal.
Thank god everyone is fine. God Bless.
Thanks Kiran