55ers by Kid#1

Two gunmen stood in an open field.

“Nice sight isn’t it?” said the bald one to the hatted gunman

“Yes seems like it’s a good day to die.” said the hatted one in a taunting tone

The bald gunman raised his gun and a thunderous bang echoed in the field.

He smiled and said “Then die.”

………………………………………………………………………………

A mother and a son sat in a food court.

The mother was brooding about their last failed business venture.

She was eating a plate of dim sums.

The son looked at the last piece going in her wide open mouth.

He smiled and said “Well you win some and then you dim sum.”

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14 thoughts on “55ers by Kid#1

  1. LOL ROFL,
    now you’ve confirmed that your son has teh same cheeky sense of humour as urs Ritu Di..:P I am just splitting at the ‘you win some and then you dim sum’ bit.
    Keep ’em comin’ boy, yankee gunmen bald n hatted et al !!! 😉

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