Dear Santa Clause,
Yeah I have to put your full name so that we don’t get you mixed up with Santa of the Santa Banta jokes. I’ve been good this year, if I were any more good, I’d give myself diabetes. Shucks I already have it 😕
Well that just shows how good I’ve been!
The tree is up, the mornings are foggy. It is Christmas already. Time to prepare the list:
- A smaller butt, or jeans that make said butt look smaller
- A Samsung Galaxy Phone
- Kid#2 returns me my Ipod …. Sigh! The boy borrows my stuff but never returns it.
- A sugar daddy who’ll pay for a holiday to Mauritius. Santa why don’t you foot the bill?
- My first novel to be a hit! Yes peeps! Rupa Publications has accepted my first full length novel. I just signed the MOU today. :D. Thank you God, thank you Mr. Santa Clause, thank you all the reindeers, (list below), thank you universe and thank you every body!
- My family and friends to have a great and eventful year. May all your dreams come true.
- Back to materialistic things, I want an Ipad or a Samsung tablet too. C’mon Santa, I am an author now! I need one.
- A couple of cats. We already have dogs and fishes. Cats would be fun to add to the madness.
- Santa Clause jee, how about a new car? A Ford SUV would do nicely thank you.
10. I am asking you with greatest humility and respect ….. twice my pay packet at half the working hours … please? Pretty please????
Add some names of Santa’s reindeers please, am listing the ones I know of