Dear Santa Clause, I’ve been good!

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Dear Santa Clause,

Yeah I have to put your full name so that we don’t get you mixed up with Santa of the Santa Banta jokes. I’ve been good this year, if I were any more good, I’d give myself diabetes. Shucks I already have it 😕

Well that just shows how good I’ve been!

The tree is up, the mornings are foggy. It is Christmas already. Time to prepare the list:

  1. A smaller butt, or jeans that make said butt look smaller
  2. A Samsung Galaxy Phone
  3. Kid#2 returns me my Ipod …. Sigh!  The boy borrows my stuff but never returns it.
  4. A sugar daddy who’ll pay for a holiday to Mauritius.  Santa why don’t you foot the bill?
  5. My first novel to be a hit!  Yes peeps!  Rupa Publications has accepted my first full length novel.  I just signed the MOU today.  :D.  Thank you God, thank you Mr. Santa Clause, thank you all the reindeers, (list below), thank you universe and thank you every body!
  6. My family and friends to have a great and eventful year.  May all your dreams come true.
  7. Back to materialistic things, I want an Ipad or a Samsung tablet too.  C’mon Santa, I am an author now!  I need one.
  8. A couple of cats.  We already have dogs and fishes.  Cats would be fun to add to the madness.
  9. Santa Clause jee, how about a new car?  A Ford SUV would do nicely thank you.

10. I am asking you with greatest humility and respect ….. twice my pay packet at half the working hours … please?   Pretty please????

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Add some names of Santa’s reindeers please, am listing the ones I know of

  • Dasher
  • Dancer
  • Prancer
  • Vixen
  • Comet
  • Cupid
  • Donner
  • Blitzen
  • Rudolf

    • 58 thoughts on “Dear Santa Clause, I’ve been good!”

    2. The list is awesome! 😀
      Super congrats on the book deal! yay! Can’t wait for the book to be out! 🙂

      MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and your lovely family! 🙂

      cheers and hugs! 🙂

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    5. The items 4-10 goes in my list too 🙂 Dear Santa I was too lazy to make my own list; but I have been a good boy too and I have 3 items lesser than Ritu’s list so you know it’s easier for you 😉

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    7. Hey, that is absolutely awesome, the Book thingy… and having enjoyed your blog so long, I’m certain I’d looooove the book too. Autographed copy puhleezzz!!!!

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    8. Love the tree and the stairs behind !! 🙂 Complement each other 🙂

      Merry Xmas to all of you and your list is totally do-able for Santa Claus 🙂

      Commenting here for the first time although have been secretly following you :-))

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      • Hain jee? Believe me, there is nothing more important in the universe than thanking God for the book deal, and wishing for a smaller butt and gizmos!

        Bas itna sa khwab hai …………

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        • Let me paint a picture –

          YUM double crusted Pizza
          AAloo Tikki Chole, dark in colour
          Samosas – the perfect pyramid 🙂
          KFC bucket of Chicken Nuggets

          No IFFs and BUTTs ….LOL

          AND ask for FIRST prize on KBC 🙂

        • 😀 😀 Like Jesus said a long time ago, “Get thee behind me Satan” Lead me not into temptation. I did want to get into KBC …. but I think I will get stage fright

    11. hey Ritu Di, CONGRATULATIONS..theres lots comin up this new year, isnt it?
      Please do let me know when the book is on the shelves. WHat is the title????
      And you have a gorgeously decorated tree there I must say!
      Wish you a very merry Xmas and a Happy New Year..XOXOXO

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    15. congratulations ji on the book deal and what a way to announce it – through Santas wish list ! Looking forward t reading it ! and hopw Santa fulfills all your wishes !

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    18. @ SantaCji – I can vouch for the author having been good (yuck!). I saw her pack her horns away first thing this year and flush the keys down the drain.

      I have a request at my end too, please… on my account, of course – could you also kindly fit in some more memory space into the author’s bheja? She ever so rarely cribs about weight issues, but is seemingly ignorant of the fact that the largest chunk lies within that obnoxiously large Punju heart of hers.

      @ Rituji – Awesome, awesome news!!! Congrats, ji!! Kab tak publish hoga? Passing along a groupie greeting appropriate to the season – “Meri Xmas, Teri Xmas, Sabki Xmas. Sha la la la la la la la la la” (goes better along with a group and after a couple of beautles).

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      • Stray I love you for the good word you’ve put for me. Santa ji do listen to him. Just sent the MOU on 24th back to them. I am told that the process at Rupa is very professional and streamlined, but being a first time author, I do not know what that means. Will keep you updated on the blog.

        Waahe Guru de Chachey de puttar Yesu Masiha de janam din di lakh lakh vadhaiyan

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    20. congrats once again… I also want to ask Santa to give me a
      BIG FAT bank balance And
      SMALL SLIM Body

      and I hope he doesnot MIX the two like Last year 🙂

      congrats once again …

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    27. You’re coming out with a novel!!
      Wow!!!!
      Looking forward to it !
      Please share the title (pretty please 😀 )
      May you start the new year with a Bang !!
      All the best 🙂

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