We are the champions – my friends
And we’ll keep on fighting – till the end –
We are the champions –
We are the champions
No time for losers
‘Cause we are the champions – of the world –
My fan letter to Dhoni and the boys
Dear Dr. Dhoni and the rest of the team
Words fail me. They truly do, and since I am a writer, it does not make me feel so happy. But I cant stop smiling, haven’t stopped smiling since 10.52 last night. Kya baat hai boss! I even smiled at Siddhu paaji’s stoopid yakkety yak.
You won! Sigh!
And this win meant the world, dammit it is the world cup!
I am feeling so happy and mellow! It is such a lovely feeling, even though I don’t have Orient PSPO at home. But, I am gonna buy them soon. Pakka, world cup ki kasam.
I shall also get blue clothes, shirts in bleeding Madras, that will bleed blue. And I shall drink Pepsi (but only diet!)
I have to thank you, you taught me a valuable lesson in life. In future if I have to answer critics and quell all kinds of uncomfortable questions, I shall let loose a 6, one helicopter shot and sabki bolti band!
It is gonna come in useful, considering that I make such huge decisions without thinking them through.
Kya baat hai boss.
A chumma to Chawla, and two for Virat for being such a fan of Sachin. His explanation for carrying Sachin on his shoulders made me go aww. Kinna bhola munda hai yeh!
I read Poonam’s letter to the BCCI. Since you guys have to suggest time and place for the strip show, please do give Nehra and Munaf an exclusive lap dance by Poonam Pandey. It will make Munaf smile happily and get the “Main kitna depressed” expression off his face. Who knows, it might energize Nehra and put some strength on his bones. Injury problem solved.
I hear that you are Dr. Dhoni now. Dr. sahib, I love this. But doctor of what? Cricket??? I know that cricket is our religion. But I never knew that it was a course to be taught in Universities of the country.
Khair chaddo! World champions can get everything, including lap dances by aspiring starlets. They can even get saat khoon maaf.
BTW Shiney must be thanking his stars. Thanks to the world cup, Arnab Goswami and Barkha Dutt were not holding talk shows frothing in the mouth about what he has been convicted of.
No, I am not suggesting that you send Poonam to give that man a lap dance.
Tell the boys that I love them. I even took two leaves to watch the world cup and drink vodka. Enjoyed it thoroughly. Even the bijli walas did not give us long power cuts thanks to you.
My regards to your respected parents, my hello to your wife, and Muah to you. I love that bald look, waise bhi, they say bald men are sexy.
Love and stuff
P.S. Tell the wifey she has nothing to fear, I am all talk and no show …. 😉
And to all those who said India was dead after Sachin and Sehwag got out
IN YOUR FACE LOSERS!!!