I switch on the TV and get a black screen. There is no snow, no blue and no picture screen. Just a black screen.
Me : Scream! My TV does not have power
Kid#2 : It has power but something is wrong with it. It does not work.
Me : How?
Kid#2 : I dont know, voltage fluctuations must have burnt some part
Me : When did this happen?
Kid#1 : Don’t you know? I think that was Tuesday.
And it is Sunday today …….
Me : Hot damn. I wanted to watch some TV
Kid#2 : No you dont. Anyone who does not need a TV for four days does not need one.
Me : But I wanted to watch news
Kid#2 : Utube hai na
Kid#1 : Vaise bhi, we call your room the honeymoon suite. Solid bed, great airconditioning, no TV, door always locked
Me : ???????? Go pick on someone else, I am going back into my “honeymoon suite”
Damn they should have informed me that the damn TV broke. I could have gotten it repaired over the week!